Hilarious Getting Old Jokes
You Know You Are getting Old Jokes, Getting Old Sucks
Hilarious Getting Old Jokes: Laughter is the perfect anti aging solution! Check out these great jokes and funny quotes about life.
You know you are getting old when...
Alka Seltzer gives you a buzz
You write letters to cereal companies
Your eyebrows obscure your vision
You find Arnold Schwarzenegger more bad-ass as a governor then as a killer robot from the future
You leave bowling and badminton for the ‘young people’
You tell ‘You know you are getting old when’ jokes (except for these jokes; these jokes are young and hip)
You blame any mistake on your bad knee
You only use your cell phone for phone calls, and even that is difficult to figure out
Your ‘facebook’ is the old family album
You’re STILL mad at Japan
You make unsettling noises while sitting down or standing up or for no real reason at all
You’re mad at the current generation for being able to pause their TV
You feel the need to talk to other people’s babies at the mall
You are very concerned with people wearing jackets so they don’t catch colds
You wish the history channel was more boring
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