Hilarious Getting Old Jokes

You Know You Are getting Old Jokes, Getting Old Sucks

You know you are getting old when...

Alka Seltzer gives you a buzz


You write letters to cereal companies


Your eyebrows obscure your vision


You find Arnold Schwarzenegger more bad-ass as a governor then as a killer robot from the future


You leave bowling and badminton for the ‘young people’


You tell ‘You know you are getting old when’ jokes (except for these jokes; these jokes are young and hip)


You blame any mistake on your bad knee


You only use your cell phone for phone calls, and even that is difficult to figure out


Your ‘facebook’ is the old family album


You’re STILL mad at Japan


You make unsettling noises while sitting down or standing up or for no real reason at all


You’re mad at the current generation for being able to pause their TV


You feel the need to talk to other people’s babies at the mall


You are very concerned with people wearing jackets so they don’t catch colds


You wish the history channel was more boring

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