Old People Jokes

Getting Old Jokes And Clean Old Age Jokes

We are all getting old so we all need getting old people jokes to help us continuously see the lighter side of life. I know from personal experience that getting old sucks. My solution to this dilemma is to laugh as much as possible at myself and other old people!

Below you will find getting old jokes, poems, videos and hilarious getting old jokes. Please enjoy and pass on to your friends. If you think that you are funnier than I am then go ahead and write your own old people jokes. The form to contribute and share your funny jokes and short stories is at the bottom of the page.


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Getting Old Jokes

Did you hear about the 83 year old woman who talked herself out of a speeding ticket by telling the young officer that she had to get there before she forgot where she was going? More getting old jokes inside...


Getting Old Jokes Videos

Like death and taxes, one sure thing in life is that we will all grow old. Watch these getting old jokes videos and have a good laugh about the whole thing. Aging is easier to endure if we embrace it and more importantly joke about it.


Hilarious Short Quotes

Read these hilarious short quotes and try not to take life so seriously. I know that it can be very tough at times but the burden can ease if we could only relax a little and go with the flow. If you are feeling down or unhappy take a peek at some cute and funny quotes or these funny quotes about life.


Self Image

Whatever age we are, we can benefit from taking a fresh look at our image and by being as realistic about it as possible – in a positive as well as negative way.Whatever else you do today, you have got to see this video, it's real life situations set to animation!! Very, very funny.


Getting Old Jokes Poem

Here is a hilarious short getting old jokes poem for you. We are all aging day by day. I say that it's better to laugh about it than cry! A good sense of humour is critical in all aspects of life but especially when faced with the mirror everyday!



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We hope that you have enjoyed our look at how "getting old" is humorised across various media.

Do you have favorite quotes or quips of your own?, we would love to hear from you & will publish the very best ones along with our own.

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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely!

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